F1 Bans Brakes To Try And Stop Vettel From Winning So Much
By Michael Chesterfield
PARIS – In an unprecedented move, the FIA announced today a mandatory adjustment to the braking systems on all Formula 1 cars. It said it was afraid that Sebastian Vettel could prove to be another Michael Schumacher and that nobody wants to see the same guy win the championship seven years in a row.
Texas Man Quits Job To Watch UTSA In The NCAA Tournament
By Lance Beaudry
SAN ANTONIO – Rich Hersser really and truly believes that the University of Texas at San Antonio can make a run in this year’s NCAA Basketball Tournament. So much so that the 41-year-old janitor quit his job to follow the team to Cleveland, where they are to play their first round matchup against the Ohio State Buckeyes.
Cliff Lee Signs With The Brewers, Turns His Back On The Phillies
By Erika Tatzeryoodge
PHILADELPHIA – In what can only be described as a shocking move, Cliff Lee has decided to jump ship on the Philadelphia Phillies and has signed with the Milwaukee Brewers.
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