Obama Loses Pickup Game Against Kobe, Takes Out Frustration On White House Staff

By Lance Beaudry

WASHINGTON – After taking a beating in a one-on-one game of basketball against Kobe Bryant today, the President shutout every member of the White House Staff in 48 consecutive games of 21.

New WikiLeaks Documents Reveal George W. Bush Actually Made Some Of His Own Decisions

By Lance Beaudry

WASHINGTON – The new files leaked by the infamous website provide almost undeniable evidence that, during his presidency, W did in fact make some important decisions for himself.

Utah Government Considers Prohibition

By Erika Tatzeryoodge

SALT LAKE CITY – And you thought the Metric System announcement was disturbing. The Utah government announced today that it is attempting to push a bill through state legislature that would see the banning of the production, distribution and sale of all kinds of alcohol throughout the state.