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By Michael Chesterfield
SAN FRAN – Apple is in the midst of holding what was supposed to be a pretty big deal when it comes to press conferences. As I write this, they are introducing the very latest in mobile/tablet technology. Be sure to read on too get all the important details….
Arkansas Hit And Run Trial: First Ever ‘GPS’ Defense
By Lance Beaudry
LITTLE ROCK, AK – For the first time in history, someone is actually trying to convince a court of law that their Global Positioning System (GPS) is responsible for murder.
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OTTAWA – After watching in awe and ROFLMAOing for two days as America’s east coast struggled through what, by Canadian standards, were flurries, the Canadian Government announced today that it was sending aid.
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