OMG!! Fortune 500s To Give Bonuses
By Michael Chesterfield
NEW YORK – In a move that has people who know nothing about business or finance begging Obama to “do something about it,” all 500 of the Fortune 500 companies have announced that they are giving out bonuses this year.
Fake Rolex Sales Surpass Those Of The Real Deal
By Michael Chesterfield
A study commissioned by Rolex and released to the public today has found that between June 2005 and June 2010 fake Rolexes outsold their authentic counterparts.
Japanese Yen Hits Parity With Canadian Dollar, Greenback Now Worthless
By Michael Chesterfield
In one of the biggest currency turnarounds in history, the Japanese Yen went today from being one of the most worthless, pathetically-valued currencies to right on par with the Canadian Dollar.
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