Okay, so that’s a bit of a lie; I just pre-ordered them. As soon as I found out that Gucci was going to be designing 3D glasses I knew I just had to have them.

Even though they’re not even officially available for pre-order yet, we here at The Sensationalist Times are afforded certain perks through our connections, and I was just today guaranteed a pair.

I bought my first 3D TV the day they came out. I won’t tell you how much I paid for it; suffice it to say, I had to be extra “nice” to my husband for him to get it for me. Now, I know you’re thinking: shouldn’t it be the other way around? Well, my husband’s a little bit of pansy and doesn’t really like those kinds of things, but I still love him anyway.

Ever since we’ve had the 3D TV I’ve been forced to wear those bourgeois-looking standard issue glasses. Now, I’m not one who normally likes to whine about things, but when you look good, you feel good; and I really don’t feel good in those ugly pieces of shit.

Granted they don’t really lessen my 3D viewing pleasure, I’ll still be more than glad to relegate the standards to the trash in favor of my new Guccis. I even got a pair for my husband. He’s going to love them, I just know it.

So, if you’ve got a 3D TV and don’t want to be laughed at this winter, make sure you get your Gucci designer 3D glasses as soon as they’re available. And if you’re one of those peasants who still doesn’t have a 3D TV, what the hell are you waiting for?